The Friday Fist: My one-line mouthful of truth on this week's new releases.
No Country for Old Men: Joel, Ethan say Hello to Oscar.
Hitman: He bores you to death.
Enchanted: Walt is spinning in his freezer.
Stephen King's The Mist: The scariest thing will be the line of people asking for their money back.
August Rush: Please don't trample anyone in your desperate attempt to escape the movie theater.

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