Welcome back to the Friday Fist: my sucker punch blurb to the adam's apple of Hollywood's new releases.
Right Glove of Love:
Michael Clayton - Welcome to the Oscar 500. In pole position: George Clooney
Left Claw of Hate:
The Heartbreak Kid - There's Something about Ben. Mangled gonads not as funny as the first time.
The Jane Austen Book Club - A movie based on a book about reading. Bring a pillow.
The Seeker - The Bile is Rising. Harry Potter - JK Rowling = The Seeker
Feel the Noise - You hear that? "a spicy blend of hip hop, reggae and Latin beats?" No, the pin dropping in theaters across the country.
The Good Night - A movie that proves its plot: you'll get more out of it asleep than awake.
Seems like these studios have calendiarrhea: a condition where they release crap films right before Oscar time. Just like you said in an earlier post. Holy schnitzel! Did I just say that? I just slipped out. I love this post, SA.
Posted by: gena | October 05, 2007 at 12:38 PM
I thought Mangled Gonads is always funny....great Fist on Friday! I may have to bring two pillows if wifey has the urge to see (or read) the Jane Asstard Book Club.
Posted by: Yo Yo | October 05, 2007 at 01:29 PM